Our legal services extend to all the normal areas you’d expect from your neighborhood law firm, however, we also serve all the unique areas of zombie law that most attorneys are too repulsed to touch. If you need the help of a competent and hard-working attorney, you owe it to yourself to call Zombie Law today. If you need Zombie related legal services, there’s only one option. Here are some examples of our services:

Services for The Living

  • Criminal Defense
  • Personal Injury Law
  • Family Law
  • Estate Law
  • Bankruptcy
  • Probate
  • Tax Law
  • Zombie Attack Compensation
  • Immigration
  • Civil Rights Cases

Services for the Otherwise-Alive*

  • Criminal Defense
  • Mediation / Dispute Resolution
  • Zombie Family Law
  • Zombie Estate Law
  • Zombie Bankruptcy
  • Zombie Probate
  • Tax Law
  • Human Attack Compensation
  • Zombie Immigration
  • Zombie Rights Cases

No matter what your need is, we have an attorney ready to help. Have you been injured by a zombie? We can help. Are you a zombie who has been mistreated or misrepresented by today’s slanderous media? We can help. No matter what your life-status is, we take a stand for your rights.


Consultations with a lawyer at Zombie Law are free for the first 30 minutes. We can usually tell you right away if you have a case. If you’re injured, we can often work on contingency where you don’t pay unless we win your case. Even if you were hurt a long time ago, you might have rights that haven’t been met. Don’t hesitate to call us. (218) 499-ZOMB

*Real Estate Professionals may qualify. Ask how!