About Us

We've been rising up to defend the rights of our clients for over 200 years. If you want a personal injury lawyer with EXPERIENCE, look no further than Zombie Law.

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    40
    Combined Law Degrees

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    $0
    Cost of initial consultation

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    3300 Years
    Combined Experience

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    3765
    Car Accident Cases Settled

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    1939
    Horse-Related Transportation Cases Settled

Personal Injury Law & Zombies

When Chet Johnson became a post-living citizen in 1837, he quickly recognized the treatment that zombies receive is often second-class. He resumed his law practice and became one of the nation's first zombie-rights lawyers. As time went on, more post-living lawyers joined the firm and the practice expanded into the areas of personal injury, real estate law, criminal defense, and corporate law.  
Today, if you need powerful representation, there is no team more experienced and ready to help than Zombie Law. For those who have been injured in a zombie related accident, you owe it to yourself to call. Nobody knows personal injury law with zombies like our team. If you are a zombie experiencing unfair treatment due to your alternate life status, call now.
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What the Average Case Needs

  1. Tenacity 80%
  2. Overtime 60%
  3. Moaning 40%
  4. Rising Up For Our Clients 100%
Do we have what it takes to get you justice? Our staff doesn't even need SLEEP, so we never stop working. If you need relentless, undying attention to your case.

Call now. (218) 499-ZOMB

  • Consummate professionals. Their ability to focus on my case was otherworldly.- Rico McSpigot
  • The tendency to gnaw on my arm was expertly suppressed. Mostly. I strongly recommend Zombie Law to certain friends.- Eleanor Stumbledown
  • I'm a zombie and I thought nobody would stand up for my rights. I was wrong. Zombie Law helped me.- Ebenezer Quaddle